Author Topic: Magsj Expected To Starve To Death By April (Read 30 times)

Arius Didymus · « **on:** February 03, 2017, 09:57:33 am »

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-38851097

This is some great news. Global Cooling has destroyed all the weak organic crops in southern Europe, destroying cabbage and "courgettes", which are the main source of philosophy for Magsj. Without this, she will wither and die, because she is a liar and says she has paranormal intestinal senses, and her digestive tract somehow magically knows what kind of farm her slop is grown on, despite nobody else being able to do this.

It is expected by early April, she will be so weak and decrepit, suffering from Scurvy, that when she crosses the street, a 18 Wheeler will swerve, honking, trying to stop, but will splatter her as she walks out dazed and confused onto the streets.

And all that American "Organic" food we are exporting, it's all genetically Modified. Our farmers lie so they can charge more, knowing you can't price otherwise.

Magsj's evil tyranny is coming to a end, through divine retribution.

Satyr · « **Reply #1 on:** February 03, 2017, 10:10:25 am »

Don't be so quick.
I know of someone who cannot eat anything containing preservatives, or is processed, because it irritates her stomach.
Maybe this is her 'genius' and why she was made moderator in a philosophy forum.
She's the symptom. The disease is Carleas.

I think Only_Humean is more of a problem for ILP.
he, like the rest of the team, contributes nothing. All he does is take away.
Eventually they will take away what's left of any value...which is not much.

Other than a few crazies sharing their insanity, in the midst of mundane babble, and gossiping, what's left to do there but to socialize, and then only within strictly enforces guidelines?

Maj is simple and harmless. I think she's bored with ILP herself.
It's her loneliness stopping her from leaving altogether.
As moderator she also receives a ego boost, once in a while. Like she's doing important work, in an intellectual forum, surrounded by individuals above what is in her immediate environment.

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